Our Father who art in Chicago,
hockey be thy sport.
The Playoffs come, thy will be won,
on the ice as it has always been.
Give us our daily win and forgive us
… our penalties as we forgive those who
cross-check against us.
Lead us not into elimination but deliver
our pucks to the back of the net.
In the name of The Chicago Blackhawks We Pray.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
But. your. post. about. Brent. Seabrook.
OMG THANK YOU! :D
LOL WELP WAS IT TOO LONG OR
So, let me tell you a little story.
26 years ago today, a BAMF named Brent entered the world.
He grew up quickly in his home-town of Tsawwassen, BC. Respectfully, being the “bigger” kid, Brent choose to be a defense-man on his local hockey team. It was a sport and a position he fell in love with.
Even as a young boy, Brent was known on his minor team of the Pacific Vipers as the hardest working, and the best player. He played along side future Blackhawks homies Colin Fraser, Troy Brouwer, and Andrew Ladd.
Fast-forward a few years; after totaling up 42 points in 2002-2003 in the majors, he was drafted 14th overall by the Chicago Blackhawks.
It took him 4 seasons of herping and derping in the WHL to prove worthy of a position on the Blackhawks.
He finally made his debut in the 2005-2006 season, recording 5 goals and 32 assists as a rookie.
In his 3rd year on the Hawks, he scored a career high of 9 goals and 32 assists. This was also the magical year he got paired up on the same line as future husband, Duncan Keith.
P.S. His younger brother Keith was the best man at their wedding.
Now, Seabrook is no stranger to gold, winning two gold medals at juniors, at one at the Olympics.
Oh, he also won a Stanley Cup. No. Big. Deal.
Earlier in the 2010-2011 season, Seabrook trade rumors were everywhere.
But on February 27th, Brent went “SHUT UP, BITCHES. I AIN’T GOING NO WHERE”, and signed a 5 year contract for 30 million dollars.
So, on 4/20, while most people are smoking weed around the world, Blackhawks fans will be busy commemorating the birth of Brent motherfucking Seabrook. Part-time ninja, part-time grizzly-bear, full-time BAMF, have the happiest of birthdays, Brent!
I’M ABOUT TO POST THE GREATEST SEABROOK BIRTHDAY POST. EVER.
Patrick: I wanna know why you give speeches when you’re Canadian… and we’re going to the White House, and I’m American and this is an American thing.
Jonathan: I guess they just want to honour truly great people at the White House, and whether you’re Canadian or American it doesn’t matter. So I guess you just didn’t fit the bill. Sorry Kaner.
can’t wait for these beards again.
MY EXCITEMENT THO FDSJKHFDS